February 2012
6 posts
Sh*t OCD Asians (Me) Do
This is a few of the things I say/do sometimes:
1. *At a restaurant. Sees forks, spoons, knives…* “WHERE ARE THE CHOPSTICKS?!?!?!!”
2. MUST have one boba with every sip of milk tea!
3. *At the dining hall…* “RICE?!??!! THIS ISN’T RICE!” D:<
4. Won’t skip a math problem because the spacing between each problem may be off…
5. “My...
January 2012
2 posts
December 2011
2 posts
The Story of Little Peeta
kt1171:
When little Peeta first sees little Katniss in her red plaid dress and two braids
When little Peeta knows he’s a goner
When little Peeta tries to work up the nerve to talk to little Katniss
and without success
I hate it when people think it's okay to tell...
It’s personal for a reason. I only tell certain people for a reason. I don’t care if we are close, but you have no right to tell everyone about personal things.
November 2011
9 posts
Currently Eating Rice With a Fork...
WHAT KIND OF ASIAN AM I?!?!?!?!
OHH SHOOOOT
SHOOTING IN UC BERKELEY!!!
On top of all the protests, the strike, and my stupid chemistry midterm…there’s also a shooting.
Oh and it’s my roomate’s birthday too :) HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARIANA!!!
I don't feel like going to class
So I won’t :)
October 2011
11 posts
That awkward moment when someone approaches the...
When this happens, I stay inside for the longest time so i conceal my identity >:3
Thursday before Halloween
Run around college in a Pikachu Bodysuit/costume.
I miss my best friends :(
Lunch with Dad today :)
He drove from Davis!!!
I miss having my hand held by you.
Dear Mom,
I know that you worry about me…A LOT, but please don’t underestimate my ability to make decisions. I know you still care a lot but you seriously need to let me grow up and try to do some things BY MYSELF. You won’t be able to drive me to the airport every single time I want to take a flight from Oakland (because its SO “unsafe”) or be my chauffeur to San Diego...
His Dream Vacation
Is “a Roadtrip with that special someone”
:)
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Watchnerdigirl5:
I just want this.
Encouragement.
September 2011
14 posts
Mistakes of our youth: 8 Reasons Why Past Key... →
dlimjoco:
1) Dedication: You’ve been dedicated to a Kiwanis Sponsored organization for many years already and there’s a reason for that, why not try out the next branch for a little before you dismiss it?
2) More opportunities to actually meet people from all over: More district events + more…
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Midterm Tomorrow
BRING IT ON!!!
SHOOT ME NOW!!!
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An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
The student's name was Albert Einstein. Brilliant.
I think he loves me anyways
Even though my head is lopsided, my hands are like a baby’s, and legs are chunky, I think he loves me anyways.
Even though I’m not going to be living down the hall, or in the same city, or on the same half of Califorinia, I think he loves me anyways.
Even though I’m weird, dopey, and odd (not even), I think he loves me anyways.
Anyways, I Iove you Alex Pham :)
32 oz rice crispy?
NO. BIG. DEAL.
Freshman 15, here I come!!!
I miss Key Club
:(
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Chem Lab GSI
My Chem Lab GSI (Graduate Student Instructor) studied/majored in Physics.
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There's a difference, so don't flatter yourself xD
Cat: Oh snap, we forgot STEVEN!
Steven: AWW I HEARD THAT. You missed me didn't you?!
Cat: No, I just remembered you. There's a difference brah.
Saddest and Shortest Story I've Ever Heard :(
For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn.
- Ernest Hemingway
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Raid > Pepper Spray
So WHY is Raid better than pepper spray?
Raid is 100 times as painful
There is OBVIOUSLY more Raid than pepper spray (compare those sizes)
ITS SPRAYING RANGE OF 22 FEET (that’s right, you can take people down from a distance)
You can whack your attackers with a raid can
No attacker/mugger/rapist/etc. would expect you to use a can of Raid as defense. They’ll just be like...
Sociology 3 AC
Today in class, I saw someone posting about Sociology on tumblr…and that’s what I remember from lecture.
August 2011
10 posts
$aving Money
When I get Chipotle for Dinner, it means I have lunch ready to go for the next day.
$aving money like a BO$$ broke college student!!!
SCREW DISTANCE
Happy Birthday to our relationship Alex Pham :)
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